Fails to deliver: Cocaine Bear film breakdown.

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Hello, gentlemen and girls put on your seatbelts, and be ready for an adventure of hilariousness! "Cocaine Bear" is an absolutely thrilling ride, in more aspects than. The movie takes an "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a entertaining horror flick that will bring you to your feet, scratching your head, and wondering about the lives of bears and drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear As soon as we meet the dashing Andrew C Thornton, played well by Matthew Rhys, you know the audience is in for a wild experience. He's a stylish smuggler as well as grace. He also has a habit of dumping his precious goods in some of the most unlucky spots. However, he didn't know at the time he'd by accident create the legend of the century--the "Cocaine Bear!" Forget what think of bears and their diet preferences. The film makes a bold position and suggests that when bears drink cocaine, the not only party, but they get bloody! Move over, Godzilla it's time to welcome a new queen in town. And it's a bear that has a obsession with powdered substances. The characters we have in our story, that includes the dumb police on the run, the negligent criminals and the innocent bystanders who struggled to make their way to the outside of a newspaper bag they will keep you amused. The collective incompetence of the characters is something to see. If you're ever seeking a laugh, just imagine police officers Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to figure out a crime without accidentally shooting each other. Also, let's not forget our brave adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. These aren't the Olaf and Elsa in "Frozen." Two hikers are able to discover a treasure trove of Colombian goodies, and prior to when there's a chance to say "Bearzilla," they become an ideal target for Cocaine Bear's ever-growing hunger. The truth is, who wants anyone to have a Disney princess when there's a snorting, rampaging bear in the wild? This film achieves the ideal harmony between horror and comedy in which you can laugh at one point and clutching you to your chair in fear the next. As the body count climbs, it's more then the hairs around your neck, and you'll feel like cheering at each death with a wicked enthusiasm. It's like watching (blog post) a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper. Now, let's talk about that epic battle. Imagine: a cascading waterfall that is gushing in the background, our most fearless clan of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry all set to go up against Henry, Dee Dee and Sari ready to take on Cocaine Bear. The epic fight of the ages, complete with explosives, roars from the bear, as well as enough white powder to bring Tony Montana to shame. But just when you think the bear is done for then it's revived with a cocaine explosion! It's a resurgence of legendary proportions. Yes "Cocaine Bear" may have its flaws. The editing can be as chaotic as a snoring squirrel leading you to scratch your head and considering whether the film reel could have been used for scratching board. Be assured, fans, as the bear CGI really is top-of-the-line. That bear steals the show even though it appeared that the editor seemed to be on a sugar rush themselves. This film is a cocktail of tensions, double cross-crossings and unforeseen bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. After the credits have rolled as you go home smiling on your face, remember what the reviewer's final suggestion was: Do not feed bears anything, particularly drugs or fellow trekkers. Believe me when I say that it's going to go well for any of the people involved. Take your popcorn, buckle your seat, as you take on the thrilling world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a singular cinematic experience that's bound to have you in stunned, as you consider the powers of bears and mysterious party possibilities.